Wildwood

Author’s Note: This is a slightly modified version of a poem I wrote in the early 1990’s (which explains some of the dated references) and published in Avant, the literary magazine of Rowan University.

Wildwood

Suntanners sizzled
beneath a blazing blue sky…
Screams
from the Sea Serpent seared my ears…
I kissed Kayla’s lips as we caressed
in the sand, singing a lover’s song…

At night we walked
the boards, our hands a single limb,
the wood creaking beneath our feet,
Dracula’s Castle’s eerie organ
… echoing …
in our ears…

An abundance of carnival games beckoned
my business and I finally gave in,
blowing twenty bucks on a ten-buck teddy bear
for Kayla…

By the amateur singing studio
a group gathered to guffaw
at a girl’s butchering
of Mariah Carey…

Across the boardwalk sat the
Old Fashioned Photo Booth
where Kayla and I
were once Bonnie and Clyde…

We stopped at Mack’s and I
salivated
as my nose picked up
the scent of scorching pizza.
The cheese, still boiling
when I took my first bite,
stuck to and stung my tongue
while the excess oil
… oozed …
out the corners of my mouth…

We washed the pizza down with a Lime Ricky
and indulged in some chocolate fudge
before suddenly jumping to avoid
a yellow monster shouting at us to
watch the tram car, please…

As the night grew old
the piers closed and the people departed,
leaving me alone with Kayla,
lying in the sand and
staring at the starlit sky
accented by the crescent moon,
and listening to the sweet soothing sound
of the ocean in motion

The Eyes of Mictlan

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel, The Eyes of Mictlan, available now for pre-order at Amazon, releasing on June 8th, 2015.

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Chapter 1: Threshold

Now

The summer sky of southern Mississippi glowed orange, purple, and gold as the sun continued its descent below the western horizon.  Sam Cristo stepped off the only bus leading into or out of the fringe town of Edgewood and wiped a bead of sweat from his brow.  According to the local weather broadcast, which had been blaring through the crackling speakers of the bus driver’s aging radio, the temperature had reached 103 degrees at its peak on this Saturday, though to Sam it felt like twice that.

As the bus made its departure he inhaled a cloud of dust kicked up by the bus tires spinning against the loose dirt road.  Examining his surroundings, Sam realized that no one else had stepped off the bus at this stop.  According to rumor, Edgewood was not the sort of town that people visited, nor were the native citizens likely to ever leave.  At first Sam had wondered why the locals would remain in a place where such terrible things allegedly happened, but he decided that they belonged to the same club as those who remained in homes repeatedly battered by natural disasters like hurricanes.

The bus had dropped him off beside a bench in front of a mini-mart called Ed’s, which apparently doubled as the town bus station.  Sam found it surprising that a bus would even bother to stop in a town so diminutive that it did not appear on any map—he had expected to wind up in a larger town where he would have to ask for directions.  Then again, if the local stories were to be believed, Edgewood frequently defied common convention.  He thought back to the sign he had seen from the bus as it entered the city limits:

Edgewood – Population: 795

Although most of the sign consisted of permanent lettering, the last two digits were the same type of removable numbers one might find at a gas station, as if they were changed on a regular basis.

Sam looked past Ed’s mini-mart toward a saloon called Last Stop, which sat on the mini-mart’s right.  To the left of Ed’s stood a small combination post office/police station with a single patrol car parked in front.  There was no mail truck in sight.  In a town this small, he guessed, the mailman likely walked.  Behind the three buildings Sam saw the green foliage of tall trees bordering an extensive forest.  Small, rancher-style homes lined the rest of the street on either side.  Next to the bench was a road sign with the name Main Street on it.

How original, he thought.

Sam’s hypersensitive skin began to burn under the still potent rays of the falling sun so he decided it was a good time to get inside.  He walked toward the Last Stop, determined to throw back a few cold beers.  Sam wasn’t much of a drinker anymore but tonight was a special occasion.  After all, he had come a long way to track down the murderer of his beloved Jeanette.

 II

 A bevy of clichés riddled the inside of the smoky saloon.  Pictures of the bartender posing with various patrons surrounded a neon Bud sign to the right of the door.  The right wall featured several pictures of youth sports teams dating back five years, while the left wall sported three posters of bikini-clad models.  An oak-finished bar lined the far wall, with a door behind the bar leading to a rear room that Sam guessed was a kitchen, based on the smell of frying meat that permeated the air.  A heavy-set man tended bar, pouring beers for the three people sitting to his right.  He scratched the chin of his unshaven face and turned toward Sam as a beam of light from the open door pierced the darkness of the black-lit saloon.

“Hey buddy, you wanna close that thing?” the bartender said to Sam, pointing toward the door.

“Sorry,” Sam replied as he reached back to close the door while searching for a place to sit.  He found an empty stool between a blonde-haired woman and a scrawny, middle-aged man.  He felt the eyes of everyone in the bar staring him down as he took his seat.

The bartender tugged on his undersized Confederate flag t-shirt in a vain attempt to cover his bulging potbelly.  “What’ll it be?”

“Bud bottle,” Sam replied, choking on smoke emanating from the blonde woman’s Virginia Slim.

“Can I interest you in our hot wings?  House special.”

“No thanks.”

The bartender reached beneath the bar and produced a bottle of Budweiser, which he promptly opened and placed on a cardboard coaster before Sam.  “Two bucks.”

Sam reached into his pocket, pulled out a five-dollar bill, and handed it to the bartender.  The scrawny man to Sam’s left stood up from his stool and walked over to the jukebox, which occupied the wall in front of the restroom.  Moments later, a country song that Sam could not identify began blaring out of the jukebox’s speaker as the man returned to his stool.  Sam hated country music, but in this neck of the woods he was well advised to keep that opinion to himself.  The bartender returned with three single bills and dropped them on the bar in front of Sam.

“Where’s my burger, Phil?” the scrawny man shouted at the bartender.

“Keep your shirt on, Ed, I’m going back to get it now,” Phil answered as he disappeared behind the revolving door into the kitchen.

Sam studied the scrawny man, wondering if he was the same Ed from the Mini-mart next door.

“What’re you lookin’ at?” the man suddenly snapped at Sam.

“Nothing,” he replied, turning away.

Ed slammed down his drink and rose to his feet.  “You callin’ me nothing?”

“Sit down, Ed, he didn’t mean anything by it,” the blonde woman interrupted as she crushed her cigarette into an ashtray.

“I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean anything by it,” Sam echoed.

“You just better watch yourself,” Ed warned as he sat back down.

“I will,” Sam replied, wishing to avoid a physical confrontation.  Ed obviously suffered from a Napoleon complex—the man barely reached Sam’s chest standing up.

“Ed’s always lookin’ for someone to scrap with,” the woman said.

“That’s right!” Ed interjected.  “You just keep your friend away from me, Paula, and I won’t have to hurt ‘im!”

“Thanks,” Sam said to Paula, who was already sucking on a new cigarette.  She was even skinnier than Ed.  Sam thought she might well be anorexic.

Paula leaned over to Sam’s ear.  “No offense, friend, but it was Ed I was really lookin’ out for.  He has a habit of getting his ass kicked when he’s had too much to drink.”

“Well thank you nonetheless.  I don’t want any trouble.”

“So what’s your story?  You don’t look like you’re from around these parts.”

“My name’s Sam.  I’m just passing through.”

“Passing through to where?  This town ain’t exactly the Mecca of civilization.  What brings you to Edgewood?”

“I’m looking for a place.”

“Well that shouldn’t be too hard.  There ain’t exactly a lot of ground to cover in this town.  Maybe I can help.  You lookin’ for someone’s house or something?”

“Not exactly.”

“Well stop beating around the bush, honey.  I can’t help you if you don’t tell me what you’re looking for.”

Sam braced himself.  “Have you ever heard the name Aceldama?”

Paula jumped out of her seat and threw her cigarette down.  “I don’t know what the hell you’re gettin’ yourself into, but I don’t want no part of it!  You stay the hell away from me!”  By the time she finished her sentence she was halfway to the front door.

“I guess she heard of it,” Sam said to no one in particular.

As the door slammed behind Paula, Phil re-emerged from the kitchen carrying a plate containing one cheeseburger and a side of fries.  “Where did Paula run off to?” he asked, setting the plate down in front of Ed.

“Ask our new friend,” Ed replied.

Phil glared at Sam.  “Did you say something to her?”

“I was just asking her if she could help me find this place I’m looking for.”

“And what place would that be?”

“Forget about it,” Sam said.

“Look, buddy, you said something to upset one of my loyal patrons, and I want to know what.”

“Fine.”  Sam knew what was coming next.  It was the sort of reaction to which he had grown accustomed since setting foot in this county.  “Aceldama.”

Phil retrieved a shotgun from under the bar and trained it on Sam’s head.  “You get the hell out of my bar!  And take whatever trouble you’re bringing with you!”

Sam held up his hands.  “Okay, okay.  Sorry to have bothered you.”  He pointed to the three dollars still sitting on the bar.  “Why don’t you keep the change?”

“Now!” Phil demanded, motioning toward the door with his gun.  “And if I were you, I’d leave town.  We don’t take kindly to strangers around here.”

“And the clichés just keep on rolling,” Sam muttered.

Phil pumped the shotgun.  “What did you say?”

The threatening voice masked an inherent fear that Sam saw in the man’s eyes.  He stood up and backed away.  “Nothing.  I’m leaving.”

“Damn right you are!” the burly bartender replied.

Sam briskly walked to the door and opened it.  As he exited the bar he heard the fading sound of Ed’s drunken voice issuing more idle threats.  He closed the door and found himself back out in the summer heat, which, to Sam’s disappointment, had not vanished with the setting sun.  He had hoped to leave the bar a little later when it would have been darker and cooler.  He leaned against the stone exterior of the saloon, contemplating his next move.  There had to be somebody in this shadow of a town who could help him.

 III

 The saloon door suddenly swung open, momentarily spewing the sound of country music into the silence of the bar’s exterior.  Sam whirled around, preparing to defend himself against Ed, Phil, or some other attacker.  Instead he found himself face to face with a smallish old man.  The man jumped back, startled by Sam’s defensive posture.  Sam immediately dropped his guard.

“Jeez, son, you scared the hell out of me!  You could give an old man a heart attack!” the man shouted.

“Sorry.  I thought you were someone else.”

The old man looked Sam over thoughtfully.  “I hear you’re lookin’ for a certain place.”

“That’s right.”

“I sort of overheard your conversation in there,” the man offered.

“That doesn’t seem possible.  I don’t recall seeing you anywhere in the bar.”

“Trust me, son, I was there.  Now do you want my help or not?”

“You’ve heard of Aceldama?”

“Sure have.  Been there myself on occasion.”

“You know, you’re the first person in this area not to bite my head off at the mere mention of the word.”

“I suppose people think if they ignore that which frightens them, it will cease to exist.  In any event, you’re not going to find too many friendly faces around here.  In the past, the appearance of a stranger has often been accompanied by unpleasant events.”

“Then I’ll be sure not to stick around too long.  If you’ll just tell me where I can find Aceldama, I’ll be on my way.”

“Are you sure you really want to find this place?  It’s not something most people go out of their way to seek.  I myself have no desire to ever return.”

“But I’ve come a long way.  Can you help me or not?”

“Well, I don’t know exactly where it is—”

Sam was growing agitated, a combination of the heat and the vitriol he had encountered in the bar.  “What the hell are you playing at?  You just said you’ve been there!”

“What I meant was, I don’t know the exact location—no one does.  I can get you to the general area.  But I wonder if you’re aware of what you’re getting yourself into.”

“Believe me, pal, I’m well aware.  Just point me in the right direction.”

“Very well.  Behind this building is a forest that leads to the river.  Once you get to the shoreline, follow the river South.”

“That’s it?” Sam asked after an awkward pause.

“Pretty much, yeah.”

“How will I know where to find it?”

“Well, son, if you’ve got blood on your hands, Aceldama will find you.”

Sam whirled around.  “What does that mean?”

The old man was nowhere in sight but Sam nearly jumped out of his skin as the man’s voice suddenly boomed from behind: “If you do make it there, you’ll likely wish you never had.”

Sam twisted around toward the source of the voice, finding nothing but empty air.  “Hello? …  Hello?”

The only reply was silence.  After taking a last look around, Sam began to walk toward the back of the saloon and the forest beyond.

 IV

 By the time he reached the forest, the last sliver of daylight had given way to night.  A normal human would have been completely lost in the darkness, but fortunately for Sam, he was anything but normal.  He followed a path that appeared to head generally west toward the river.  The stagnant blackness of the thick forest was periodically interrupted by intermittent shards of pale moonlight.  The cricket-dominated sounds of night creatures flooded the air as Sam trudged along the path, his Nike sneakers crunching the leaves and twigs that lined the ground.  He heard the occasional rustling of foliage as various animals scurried around him, never crossing his path—the creatures kept their distance.

The density of the forest increased as the songs of its cricket population reached deafening decibels.  Loose debris, disturbed by the wind’s acceleration, swirled around, occasionally hitting Sam in the face.  He wondered how such a fierce wind could penetrate this deeply into the woods—it wasn’t natural—then again, nothing about this place was particularly natural.  Perhaps, he supposed, it meant he was closing in on Aceldama.

The night soon grew just as cold as the day had been hot, as if some weather god had just flipped a switch.  His summer clothing provided inefficient protection from the rapidly decreasing temperature, so Sam picked up his pace to a slow jog.  He ran for what seemed like an eternity, realizing in the process that he had seriously misjudged his proximity to the river.  Finally, he burst through the edge of the forest—and immediately tumbled down a steep embankment.  His right shoulder landed with a thud on a narrow beach, the rest of his body following suit, leaving him prone and staring up at the starless sky.  He lay there for a few minutes trying to recapture the air that had been knocked from his lungs.

The howling wind hammered the trees, sending giant branches flying in every direction.  Dirt and debris flew into the air, coalescing into a brown funnel cloud that moved over the water.  Enormous waves sprang from the river and beat ferociously against the shore.  Sam had never seen anything like it.  He felt as if he were on the shore of an ocean in the midst of a storm rather than an inland river in Mississippi.  He rose unsteadily to his feet, barely able to stand against the violent wind, and began walking south, the river raging to his right.  The crickets seemed to be battling the wind and river for audio supremacy.  Eventually, the clashing sounds blended into a white noise that pierced Sam’s ears to the point where he thought his eardrums would burst.

Then it all stopped.

The sudden silence caught Sam off-guard and he nearly tripped to the ground as his body continued to push against a wind that was no longer there.  The river stood as calm as if the last few minutes had never happened; not even a ripple penetrated its still surface.  The crickets had vanished. In fact, Sam could not hear a single sound coming from the forest.  He looked around and around, confounded by yet another unnatural shift in the environment, but thankful for the relief (his ears rang louder than the time he had sat near a mammoth speaker for three hours at a Bruce Springsteen concert).

The calm, however, did not last long.  A high-pitched noise soon emanated from the middle of the river.  What initially sounded to Sam like wind morphed into millions of screaming voices almost singing in a harsh dissonance that reminded him of the “Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite” sequence from Kubrick’s 2001.  The voices grew louder as they approached Sam’s position, washing over him in an aural tidal wave.  He covered his ears in a useless attempt to dampen the sound.  He shuddered as goose bumps broke out all over his flesh.

Then a blinding flash of light materialized over the water and expanded into a long, bright-red beam rising perpendicular to the ground.  Hundreds of beams proceeded to bisect the first beam from every angle.  The entire luminescent structure began rotating faster and faster until it became a single perfect circle, glowing with every color of the visible spectrum.  Sam suddenly found himself dragged toward the center of the entity as he shielded his eyes from its brilliance.  He knew this was likely the doorway to Aceldama, but his first instinct was to resist the forces pulling on his body.  The struggle, however, proved futile as the tremendous force generated by the portal lifted him off the ground and sucked him in.

Sam ultimately surrendered, allowing the portal to take him wherever it might.  Looking around, he saw nothing but multi-colored light surrounding him on all sides, and he thought once again of the wormhole sequence from 2001.  He continued to float in mid-air, slowly rotating head over heels as he traveled through the strange formation.  Visions of his past began flashing in front of him.  Soon every image, sound, smell, and feeling that Sam had ever experienced attacked his senses at a furiously random pace.  Having no idea how long he would be in this state of transition, Sam took a deep breath and began to concentrate on the stimuli before him.  He discovered that with a little patience, he could actually bring some order to the sights and sounds weaving in and out of his consciousness.  So he embraced the images, clinging to the distant memories of his past life for perhaps the last time.

He knew that once he reached the other side his life would never be the same.  But then Sam had grown accustomed to change—his life had abandoned any sense of normality and stability a long, long time ago.

-end of excerpt-

Keep Krampus in Christmas

I would be remiss during this time of season if I did not touch on the most dominant cultural event in the world: Comic-Con.  Just kidding.  I’m talking, of course, about Christmas—a time for joy, giving, family, and . . . listening to the oppressed majority complain that the secularist heathens of the world have declared war on their beloved holiday.  These Christmas purists lament that the true meaning of the holiday has been lost—that we in America have relegated a pivotal symbol of Christmas to the sidelines.  You know what?  I agree, and it’s high time we rescued this figure from the fringes of the yuletide wastelands and restored him to his rightful place at the forefront of Christmas prominence.  So join me in demanding that we keep Krampus in Christmas.

“Krampus?” you may ask, “what the grinch are you talking about?”  Well, why don’t you grab a cup of cocoa, sit down by the fire, and let me tell you a Christmas story.  In many European traditions, Krampus is a grotesque, devil-like being who accompanies St. Nick during the holiday season.  While the latter gives gifts to the good children of the world, Krampus punishes the naughty children in scary ways, and his myth is still prominent in many places around Europe.  It’s a shame that Krampus never made the trip to the States with Santa Claus, Christmas trees, and Yule logs.  How much better behaved would children be if they feared retribution by Krampus?  I mean, what kid nowawadys is really afraid of a little coal in his stocking?  Today’s kids need something with a little more oomph to strike the fear of Christmas into them.  Too cruel?  Naa.  If European kids can handle Krampus, our tough kids surely can.  U.S.A!  U.S.A!

Imagine how different our traditions would be if Krampus had made it over here.  Song lyrics like “You better watch out,” “He’s making a list,” and “He sees you when you’re sleeping” would carry much darker connotations, while the most famous Christmas poem might have been entirely different: “Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Krampus was stirring, he stomped on a mouse.”  And how much cooler would those claymation Christmas specials have been with a little taste of Krampus?  Over time, he could have become one of the more popular Christmas characters and, just as Santa Claus has become more benign over the years (from his darker beginnings), I imagine Krampus taking a similar path (also known as the Godzilla path): the bad guy in earlier films, the good guy in later films.  The older films would depict Krampus threatening Christmas while newer films would have him stepping in to save Christmas from some outside threat.

One could also imagine what a day in the life would be like for Santa and Krampus.  Do they talk to each other or not?  A trip around the world in that tiny sleigh would be a long time to sit there in awkward silence.  Do they live together at the North Pole?  Talk about the ultimate odd couple!  I could see Santa as the Oscar-like slob leaving his red suits all over the place, much to the ire of the uptight, Felix-like Krampus, who constantly yells at Santa to pick up after himself.  Or do they never see each other at all except on Christmas Eve?  Perhaps they just clock out at the end of the day like the wolf and sheepdog from that Warner Brothers cartoon: “Good night, Claus.”  “Good night, Kramp.”

How much different would our decorations be?  In Europe men dress as Krampus, carrying chains, bells, and switches to scare kids (and the adults use the Krampus festivals as an excuse to drink all weekend).  Perhaps our Christmas lights would be strung on festive chains, and maybe we’d have candy switches instead of candy canes.  On Christmas Eve, in addition to leaving milk and cookies for Santa, we might leave beer and brats for Krampus.  The possibilities are endless.

So let’s all work together to keep Krampus in Christmas.  And remember, kids, if you hear an extra set of hooves on the roof on Christmas Eve, you may just be getting a visit from the malevolent monster himself.  Pleasant dreams and Merry Christmas!

Beautiful Day

I wake up on November 5th, 2008
And look out the window.
Dark clouds loom overhead
But my eyes see a bright blue sky.

I open my front door
And walk into the morning.
A chilly rain beats down
But my skin basks in the glow of a blazing sun.

In the words of Harrison:
It’s been a long cold lonely winter
But here comes the sun
And I say it’s all right.

Is this possible?
Can we as a people change
A bitter frost
Into a warm summer breeze?

Yes we can.